Show off your spider-pride with the 2.5'' Spider-Man Shiny Head Pewter Keychain! That's what you guys have, right? Spider-pride?
That actually sounds amazingly creepy and I should probably avoid using it again. Durable and reflective, the Spider-Man Shiny Head Pewter Keychain pays homage to Marvel's flagship character by showing off his iconic mask! Spider-pride!
Wait, I said I wasn't going to say that again! Argh.

