Some hairdos just never go out of style… no matter how long that they’ve been around. Makes you wonder how, but some of the best examples can come right out of the literal stone age! Believe it or not, cavemen had amazing hair!
It seems counter-intuitive to what we know about them, but the lack of any mirrors or much extra time forced them to get really good at combing and styling their locks with limited resources. Of course, that expertise did have a bit of a downfall. They had no time to waste on trying anything new, either, so it was the same ‘do day in and day out!
These days, we don’t have much time, either. Loads more to tackle between all the expectations placed upon us. Fortunately, we have used some advanced technology very similar to a notorious theme park’s mosquito splicing to bring the caveman hair back to life.
You can be just like your favorite yabbering caveman with his shot, black, and oddly well-styled hair in no time. You might even find a few of the dinos willing to listen to your command… so long as you offer it a nice hunk of brontosaur steak.