And the prize for best dressed goes to... Every year you go to the same costume party. It has all the same people that you see all the time.
Not only does it have the same people, they are wearing the same costumes. Not literally, but almost. Your friend Jim is always dressed in some kind of super hero costume.
And every year Jenny from the block is dressed as an angel, or butterfly—basically anything with wings. And everyone else does the same. You do too, honestly.
But this year. It is time to retire that old pirate costume. You don't want to have a bandanna, an eye patch, or plastic sword.
No, you want something a little more flashy. Something a little more unexpected. Something that says "I am one stylin' SOB, and everybody else here can just kiss my tookus." If you want to win the best dressed at that costume party, than this Supa' Mac Daddy Pimp Costume is the one for you.
You will show up all the super heroes, butterflies, pirates, and bank robbers. You will be the most stylin' dude at the party. And honestly it will be great to put away that same old costume, the one you have been wearing year after year for—forever.
People will remember your large leopard print hat, and gold neck scarf. ...Supa' Mac Daddy!